As I sit here bored with the current topics on the board and desiring something to talk about, I decided to come up with a really stupid idea for a thread. It is as follows: you have three categories: “pissed,” “pleased,” & “ecstatic.” What is the score range for each that would lead you to feel these emotions?
Doesn’t seem like there’s much leeway room in your score ranges. I don’t like telling people what I expect/want to score. If I don’t get it I’ll feel like a jackass for even saying I’d want that high of a score. If I did manage to get as high as I tell people I expected/wanted I’d feel like a pompous douche.
I know my range will be piss low compared with all yours, but here it goes.
<160= drink self into coma and wake up in time for June LSAT.
160-166= Happy and get a few drinks.
167-173= Ecstatic and bring out the Woodford Reserve
173-180= Start going to church every Sunday, and get a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label
<160 - Drink myself to sleep with a bottle of Skoal
160-165 - Drink myself to sleep with a bottle of Svedka
165-170 - Drink myself to sleep with a bottle of Grey Goose
<165: Apply for job at We-Pump-It Gas station and take up crack and heroin
165-169: Wonder where all those countless hours of prep went. Eat some fatty food and sulk for a while, then hit the books again in preparation for October retake (will be on deployment in June)
170-172: UVA, here I come! Buy a round for the bar.
173+: 3, 2, 1, ignition…
<162 … reconsider law school. Probably be happy and raise family & play lots of golf.
162-165… pour over numbers determine realistic expectations, apply to higher schools anyway, stress, get rejected, reconsider law school, but probably take the plunge because I think I’m a special fucking snowflake.
165-168.. Oh look I took a standardized test and under-performed. Apply anyway with a slight chance of happiness, but probably settle for the best debt/opportunity mix I can find. Probably end up hating life and spending what little money I make on discount strippers after my GF leaves me.
168-170+.. slightly higher chance at happiness. Higher chance of making decent money, but GF will still probably leave me and I will simply spend a higher $ value during my life, which I hate, on strippers of higher quality than the previous circumstance.
<160 = drink till I die
160-163 = disappointed
164-166 = happy and satisfied. go out and celebrate
167-169 = OH SHIT
170+ = Time to RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
160-165 jumping off a bridge
166-169 disappointed
170-172 where my last LSAT so content
173-175 super happy
176+ going to the strip club and spending all my money on strippers and cocaine
Wow some of you guys would do really bad things for scores i’d kill for…lol.
That said:
<166: Give up on law school. Pursue dreams of living in France. (So it wouldn’t exactly be a horrible thing)
166-168: Happy! Take some tequila shots. Apply. See what happens.
169+(never gonna happen): Quit job! Jk. It’s so impossible, I can’t even imagine what I’d do…